Chris and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
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We are Intercessory Missionaries and it is our sincere desire to lead believers into lives of deep passionate prayer and from that place to see their lives, families, business, and ministries flourish. This is a place to pursue prayer and intimacy with God through His Son Jesus Christ and communion with the Holy Spirit. Feel free to share your comments.
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Who is going to care for your pets after you are raptured into heaven?
Many Christians believe that animals do not go to heaven. So when Jesus comes back and you return with him to heaven, will there be somebody to take care of your dog or cat?
If you have a non-Christian family member, they might take care of your pet, but if not, have you made any plans? Imagine being taken to streets of gold while your dog starves to death walking around in his own feces trapped in your small house or apartment, subject to fire and earthquakes or even being eaten by heathens searching for any remaining morsel of food. Do you want that to happen?
With the imminent collapse of the global economy and rampant godlessness, even the community shelters will not have the resources to care for your poor, hungry animals. So you need to make preparations.
That’s what JesusPets is for. We are assembling a community of heathen pet-lovers to care for pets that are “left-behind.” We are coordinating with feed mills and kennels in preparation for your post-apocalyptic pet care needs.
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The Forerunner Music Academy prides itself on quality and excellence of both the Instructors and the Students but now we discover the truth. FMA jam session exposed. Parents this is what your tuition dollars are going for. I don't get it why didn't they accept me? I play a really mean "Washtub"!
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Now, you too can know the secrets of a brighter smile with Joel Osteen's latest book Your Best Teeth Now! In his new book, Joel will share with you how he keeps his teeth "whiter than the pearly gates."
While brushing, flossing and mouth rinse are all important, a healthy smile takes much more. A believer has a right to a pain free smile.
Imagine, no more toothaches, no more crooked teeth, no more fillings, no more braces. Get your copy of Your Best Teeth Now! today.
Only $12.95 for paperback, or $19.95 for hardcover.
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"Great leaders create great problems. If you're not willing to create problems; you're not willing to lead. Leaders create problems by changing expectations. Many churches that have been stagnant for years do not consider themselves to have any real problems. Only when a leader begins to call them out of the status quo does it begin to be perceived as a problem."
Erwin McMannus
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Everyone should listen to this Sermon Download of a Message by Dutch Sheets, Mike Bickle, and Lou Engle. Be Energized as you enter the fast the Lord has called you unto. How you fast and what you fast is between you and the Lord. But seek Him and let this message enliven your heart as you begin God's Chosen Fast. Down Load Here
Pastors tell congregations in tornado-torn Kansas town not to fear future
Hamas 'Mickey Mouse' Preaches Resistance
By DIAA HADID
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Enterprising young athiests have finally decided to stop resisting the Church and begin exploiting the faithful for profit. Those that subscribe to the "Left Behind" series can now sign up for the Post-Rapture Post. I think its funny but they are serious. Here is what they say:
"Do you know someone who is in danger of being "left behind" because of a sinful life? Imagine if you could write a letter to a friend or loved one after the Great Day of Reckoning. Maybe a message to your family telling them to trust in God, and that everything will be okay. Perhaps you would leave instructions to care for your pets after your departure. It could be that your message is the light that opens a sinner's eyes to the Glory of God and allows them entrance to Heaven during the trials before the Second Coming. This is where the Post-Rapture Post comes in. Just write your letter and it will be hand-delivered immediately following the exodus of the pure from the Earth. But you must be thinking to yourself, "How can the letters be delivered after the Rapture?" The answer is simple. The creators of this site are Atheists. That's right, we don't believe in God. How else would we be able to deliver your correspondence after the Rapture? "
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Was Gone on A Ministry Trip To Asbury Seminary, Asbury College, Cornerstone International House of Prayer, and ICTHUS...will blog about the trip in a couple of days when I get awesome photos.
Taking Outreach Lessons From Denny's
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Twenty-Seven Million people are bound by the modern day Slave Trade. We imagine we've become so enlightened. We think our world is better. The reality is the depravity of man is at an all time high. Most of you know that IHOP has recently placed an emphasis on the human Slave Trade movment. America is one of the largest importers of modern slavery. I'll be posting on this periodically. Because we can pray and make a difference. Do you believe in prayer? Do you believe God responds and breaks in on our behalf when we pray. Do you believe God knows every face and heart of each one of those 27 million? We must pray and we must act to rescue and irradicate this vile practice. NOT FOR SALE
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LITTLE ROCK, ARKANSAS
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Written by Thomas Slawson
For Fellowship Church of God in Little Rock "community outreach" means more than just helping people right now; it also means helping them for the future. About four months ago the church was looking for new ways to reach out to the surrounding community when a phrase on a t-shirt gave them the idea.
"I saw a woman wearing a shirt one day that said 'If the rapture happens, you can have my shirt.'" Said Chris Koister, the church's pastor. "That just gave me a wonderful idea. We need to be teaching people what they need to do in case they get left behind."
So several members of the church got together with Koister and formulated a plan to inform the non-Christian community what to do in case the Rapture occurs. The plan includes a series of public service radio announcements that address different subjects such as How to Avoid Out of Control Cars, What to Do with All of Those Extra Clothes and How to Fly an Airplane, the script of which states,
"In the event you find yourself aboard a large passenger jet in which the pilot and co-pilot have been raptured, do not panic! The first thing you will want to do is see if there are any other pilots on board the aircraft. While a professional pilot familiar with commercial aircrafts is preferred, any pilot with limited experience is acceptable. If no pilot is available be sure to make contact with the nearest air traffic control tower and they will assist you in landing the plane safely. It, IS, however, extremely important that you get through this situation alive as your being left behind is indicative of the peril of your soul."
While the church has been extremely pleased with the quality of the announcements, people in the Little Rock community have not taken favorably to them.
"These radio announcements are absolutely absurd." Said Carol Hampton, one angry listener. "I was driving the other day and I heard this message about what to do if a car starts driving towards me out of control because of the rapture. I thought it was a joke at first then I heard the tag line that this was a public service announcement from some church."
"We've received a number of calls complaining about the adds." Said Koister. "We may have gone a little too far with a couple of them perhaps. In the plane one we have a bunch of people at the beginning screaming in terror as the plane swerves out of control. We might have to tone them down a bit."
But despite the criticism, Koister says his church still plans to expand their ministry to those who will be left behind."We really want to put in a driving track out back and teach people how to avoid all of those out-of-control cars that will be zipping around out there." Said Koister. "We're just here to help the community."
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Ben Witherington has this post on his blog and in light of yesterdays Superhero post I thought it was good to look at. Heroes or Saints? Who are our Cultural Icons? Believe it or not, the word hero never comes up in the NT. But the word saint occurs over 60 times. And here's the really interesting thing-- it always in the plural! Saints are not formed in a vacuum or by isolate action or spiritual effort. Saints are formed in a community, the community of faith. Read it here.
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